What?!

So, we live in the country. Which means, we pass a lot of interesting things on our way to and from our daily lives. Yesterday, I passed a man mowing his front yard.....wearing a construction hat....with two cupholders taped to each side....a can of Budweiser in each cupholder....and a straw tube running from each can to his mouth. I guess that's one way to make mowing the yard more fun! No kidding. Oh, and I would have taken a picture but I was afraid he may release his mangy pit bull that was tied to the tree chewing on an empty Budweiser can. I hear drunk pit bulls get really aggressive.